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One of my hobbies is what I call Crackpotology. Although I came up with this term by myself I wasn't the first to use it. Great minds really do think alike.

Here you will find all sorts of weirdness, kooks, cults, conspiracies, funny stuff, or whatever else strikes me as interesting. I spend a lot of time searching this stuff out on the internet. Whenever possible I will try to credit the source and give links to where I find the material presented here.
 

Are there really shadowy groups plotting world domination? Forget the Bilder-boogers and the Illumi-nutty!

One of my all time favourite cartoons would have to be Pinky and the Brain. Ah ... to take over the world ...

(Catpack artwork by AnnieMation.)

That's right! Your cat is a part of a shadowy conspiracy trying to take control.

  


Yup. There is actually a site dedicated to bringing you pictures of chairs and other furniture in suggestive positions.

FurniturePorn.com has been around for quite a few years and offers the finest ... errr ... furniture porn on the internet. Here you can find hot chair action, chairs in bondage, sexy tables, naughty wardrobes, not to mention filthy drawers.

Now you know what your furniture gets up to when you're not at home.

 

 

 
 

 

Davros, evil inventor of the Daleks and everyone's fave mad scientist.

David Icke is a Crackpotologist extraordinaire. If you have never encountered Icke before you are in for a real treat.

Icke began his career in England as a professional soccer player, after which he became a TV news sports reporter. One day after he did some Kundalini exercise ... well, I'll quote from the source here -- "The top of my head literally exploded!" -- after which Icke began to research Conspiracies, went to Africa and other places, took some drugs and spoke with shamans, and discovered the real truth that lies behind this fake veil that we call reality. You see the world is being controlled by a bloodline (which includes the British Royal Family, the Rockefellers, George Bush Snr and Jnr, plus dozens of others) of shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the fourth dimension.

Find out more about this evil conspiracy at:

www.davidicke.com

  
 




Over in Switzerland there's this nut called Billy Meier who takes pics of UFOs and talks to aliens and other assorted critters. For well over fifty years now Billy has been telling the world about his encounters with ETs from the Plejares star cluster (wherever that is). You see Billy Boy has been appointed as official Earthling Spokesman for these Plejarens. Their message is pure New Age gobbledygook about us silly Earthlings having to mend our ways before the Galactic Council (or something) will allow us to become part of the Space Brothers and Sisters (and no doubt an assortment of other variations).

Since the mid 1970s Billy Meier has been "allowed" to photograph the spaceships of these Plejarens. I have taken the liberty of printing some of these pics (see left). Dunno about you but to me it looks like ol' Billy got together a collection of hubcaps, lids from various pots and pans, assorted bolts, etc., glued them together and photographed them. Call me skeptical if you must, but I don't buy it.

For some strange reason a lot of people take this crackpot very seriously. There are numerous websites devoted to bringing Billy's message from these Plejarens to the rest of the world.

This UFO picture was taken by a BBC film crew after a passing car was kicked by Godzilla.

  
 
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